tasha faye
your scaring the blog. anyway ha ha emily my cat loves you LOVES you suck thy non existant balls*notices cat is licking his* removes last statement for fear of missing the cook how manky would that be. i mooched the word off tasha faye but she says i can keep it *gives her a medal* anyway short but sweet i was to preoccupied with music and bon jovi that i forgot to write in my blog yesterday. as alburee would say 'darr dickhead' thank you no need to clap. ciao
PS. FART!
Hey, just me again. how awesome does the cover art for Hot Hot Heat's new album look? Ha, take that Jerim *teach you to bad mouth HHH, just cos they dissed ska and all...*Look out for it [i would have published it but screw you Hello!] Seeya's on the opposite of the flipside (the a-side)-tashinana
...LIKE A FOX ! ! ! ! !
Hey you guys. I would just like to triumph in the fact that i A) now have the internet & B) now know what exactly the flipside is [it's the b-side of a record. Spread the knowledge!!!!] Em, Deb, you guys are crazy... like foxes!And now i will give you guys the dictionary AND thesaurus definition of dude for no apparent reason...dude [dood] (plural dudes) n (slang) 1. man: a man or boy He’s one cool dude. Hey, dude, what’s up? 2. city dweller vacationing out west: a resident of the urban eastern seaboard who vacations on a dude ranch in the west, or who moves out west to work or live “A new word has been coined. It is d-u-d-e … It has sprung into popularity within the last two weeks.”Brooklyn Daily EagleFebruary 15, 1883 3. flashily dressed man: a man who wears flashy, highly stylish clothes
[Late 19th century. Origin uncertain: perhaps from a German dialect word meaning “fool.”]dude (n)
man, boy, guy, fella, gentleman, chap, fellow, bloke
dandy, fop, swell, hipster, fashion victim There ya go. So anyhow catch you guys...ON THE FLIPSIDE! -Tasha-fay
My Cat Hates You. HATES YOU!.
My cat hates you.
Corey Duffel...NERRRRRR!
Arghhh VIS COMM SAC TOMMOROW!
see title...*sigh* sooooo not lokin forward to it right now...n chris is gunna be at TAFE too so that sucks worse n he wont have to do it dammit!!!!!! argggggg.....shit day, all i did was forget to take my pills, had too much chocolate and then went psycho and mopped the entire floor of my house whilst having Rancid cranked up to the heavens...scary...well im off,
Laters, Em
This is Corey Duffel, i did this in art last year, he's my fav skater in the whole entire universe next to Mullen, its funny cause he comes from Walnut Creek..hehehe Mormon central!
This is my b/w oil painting i did of Joe Strummer..i finally got this shitty thing to work HAZAAR!
LA LA LA
This is my oil painting of joe hope it works...
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Global Artichoke
its god. my friend God and never forget that.
Globe Artichoke
Description. The globe artichoke is a member of the Composite family, closely related to the thistle. The edible part is from the immature flower bud. If the buds or "globes" are not harvested, 6 inch bluish, thistle-like flower heads develop. The edible portion of the "globe" is composed of the fleshy bases of the flower bracts and the receptacle to which the bracts are attached, known as the "heart."
Culture. The globe artichoke is not grown commercially in Texas, but some home gardeners along the Texas coast grow it. It is grown from crown divisions of parent plants which are planted in rows 5 feet apart with at least 3 feet between plants. First harvest occurs approximately 1 year after planting.
Selection. Select globes that are dark green, heavy for their size and free of blemishes. The globe should be tight and compact. Avoid those that are beginning to open. Good quality globe artichokes can be stored in refrigeration for about 2 weeks without loss of quality. Highest quality is maintained by storing near 32oF. with over 90 percent humidity.
got to say i love the internet. sucks about chris happy birthday emily dad and all that rah rah i want to watch the facuilty but i don't got it bah.
Hey Hey Gabba Gabba Hey-ness taco
not much doin today..its my dad's bday n hes working so that sucks, chris aint coming over today and thats sucks too, meh tommorow then, eugh...i need buritos..they fix everything..debba what is this global articoke you speak of eh?
Laters, Em
WHats the worlds coolest thing
Globe Artichoke and banana banana. i have bowling for soup 1985 stuck in my head fromt he radio this morning
bye now
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA
hey team go hurrah yeh....*pfft* im soooooooooooo tired beyond comprehension right now i seriously feel like eating all of that thing mum brought back from the bakery...arrrhhh! seriously hope Chris can get out here tommorow or ill make some heads roll...gunna crack some skulls amigos.....
today was rad i did nothing but eat chocolate and headbutt Joss and sit in the corner with chris curled up in an emo-fay ball lol it was entertaining for all involved and Borck..eugh i mean Brock lol cant spell.... ate Jarrod's pear and he wouldnt stop screeching it was so funny i nearly passed out laughing..just like in Literature when Chaz Dog took those photos of me curled up on the floor that was rad...didnt do much at the bus stop just watched Jerim comb his hair and be all more rockabily than 54 Joe strummers cello-taped together..nerrrr TIGER ARMY NEVER DIE!
Laters, Em
Meh you guys...
today was scary cause i thought tammy was gunna kill me for not tellin her bout chris n i and i thought i had a Bio SAC first two hahahahah go me.
Chris was way emo in Vis Comm cause i actualy did work and forgot to talk to him and hug him every 5 mins to make sure he was still breathing lol not really but he was fair not feelin well and i fair had to ignore him to get work done in time lol, i rang him before he went to work so he's all good now the stupid picean lol...
yeah anyways today was surprisingly not too shabby...*shrugs* ok my back is being a commie bastard so im gonna go and pretend to do homework i should have done a week ago...ja ne
Laters, Em
Well-ity well-ity well-ity.....
hey all im annoying debba and telling amanda that im gonna throw fish at her...nothing out of the ordinary..tash ya rad...where are you champ? Chris came over yesterday....we watched monty python...played couch cricket..on the couch.. and whatnot as you do. yeah. totally. *goes red* how transparent.......well im off to harrass some more people who prob need a secere harrasing...ja ne.
Laters, Em
my first post-age!
hello, this is Tasha-fay the ever silent presence on this blog. Howdy doody? hello mother dear... *colours in fingernail with gold marker* so Wil Anderson...farm bo-ooooy!Okay, typing sucks so ima going now, The Tashinator (burninating the countryside)
Arggggh-ness
hey team how goes it? today was fair rad, dunno why it just was. my folks r going out tonite so i have the house to maself YAY i can ring chris for 4 hours...... again damn i have a problem hehehe, hes coming over tommorow too so we can watch monty python all day...yeh sure *snork* hehehhe well im off to pester the Weebl n Bob site...ja ne
Laters, Em
Hey All
i was really under the weather today...bleh sorry to all that i shouted random profanities at...i did jack shit today...wagged all my classes except art at the end of the day, spent all day in the music centre..mostly making that pop noise with Rhett and laughing at how he bet me when i raced him..heheheh it was so cool, the kid looks so much like Gordo its scary, good kid. When i actualy showed up to art me and Chris did nothing except sit on the library floor in one of the back isles and quoted family guy with tash and laughed at nothing and wondered if anyone ever considered making out in the back of the library seeing as its so secluded and no-one would see....unfortunatley everyone kept on walking by us LOL naw..libraries give me the creeps so it would have been a real mood killer if anyone tried hahaha. guys..watch this, if you know me and my sister well enough...no explination is needed. Ja Ne..
Laters, Em
Home Movies- The Fays: 99% Fat Free
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
Posse: everyone do this thing now before i crack some sculls...put it on your pages...thanks to Cess of
http://xtornprincessx.blogspot.com/01.
I miss somebody right now02.
I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04.
I love sleeping
05.
I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08.
I've tried marijuana09.
I've watched porn movies10. I have been in a threesome
11.
I had a psycho-ex in a past relationship12.
I believe honesty is usually [always] the best policy13.
I have mostly acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15.
I curse frequently..although I'm fixing it at this moment16.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year17. I
have a hobby
18. I've been told that I have an applebottom
19.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23.
I love the rain
24.
I'm paranoid at times25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (liposuction!)
26.
I need money right now!
27.
I love Sushi28.
I talk really, really fast WHEN I'M NERVOUS!
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30.
I have medium to long hair31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32.
I have at least one brother and/or one sister33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34.
I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35.
I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
37.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I
like the way that I look sometimes
39.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41.
I am usually pessimistic
42.
I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized (in brothels...not street sluts!)
44.
I think Britney Spears is hot45. I have been cheated on by a significant other in the past
46.
I have a hidden talent [unfortunately, it remains hidden]
47.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have48. I think that I'm popular
50.
I have kissed someone of the same sex
51.
I enjoy talking on the phone52.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53.
I love to shop
54. I
would rather shop than eat!!!!!!!! Unless I could eat while shopping...
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my xanga.
58.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good/amazing dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62.
I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68.
I've rejected someone before
69.
I currently have a crush on someone70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72.
I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74.
I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76.
I'm not allergic to anything
77.
I have a lot to learn
78.
I have dated someone at least 5 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing the new movie "Closer" featuring Julia Roberts
80.
I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.81.
I'm online 24/7
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83.
I have tried alcohol84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85.
I own the "South Park" movie
86.
I have avoided assignments at work to be on the net
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89.
I would die for my best friend
90.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza [though I like yellowcab more]
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92.
I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist (not anal)
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy97.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I love it98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I have hurt my self before
100. I am tired at this moment
MWHAHAHAHA
Im so very ill right now, the idea of school tommorow is most unappealing.....Deb im so glad that you're feeling better now, and its ok im all outta tears lol, didnt mean to make you feel bad. Chris was gonna come over today and help me jump up and down on my new double bed and paint my ceiling with me but NO I HAD TO GET THE PLAGUE! *sigh* its the carnival folk im tellin ya. Man ive been leaving messages on this really awesome american mum's blog, and shes stoked that i think shes rad and her dog likes to eat weird stuff too!!! I THOGUHT I WAS ALONE HAHA! yeh....well im off to try and sleep.....its making me die! either that im gunna go make pizza...yeah second option more appealing...cya guys.
Em
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i think to many for me to check. hello hows the head emmy *points and laughs that'll teach you to drink. remembers she was a little wasted yesterday. REMOVES LAST SENTENCE* well i'm in a better mood going to amanda's didn't mean to make you cry but if it helps i gave up on the comic relief and started crying this morning when everybody cancelled except amanda note to self muct remember to abuse everybody that'll teach you to wait for the last minute to tell me your not coming to visit me in the scary town of MORWELL. and it really was the last minute already sitting on the damn bench seat waiting for follow insano to come but NOOOOOOOOOOOO. any way i really am over that. Em i'm going to amanda's tonight but will try to stay online and chat you through youor sleepless ness. did i mention that on friday night i got a message from a dude named abdul who wants to be e friends he's from GERMANY and he's 28 it was fair random he added me to his friends list or something like that on sms.ac arrgggghh the germans are coming eipp.bye now i had a 2 hour nap now i need to recompose myself. rats rats rats my precious rats
Sunday Bloody Sunday
yeah, its that ficken horrid day of the week again...they day where you can be allowed to do absolutely nothing at all, but if you do, you get bored, and if you do something, it feels weird cause theres not as much conscious effort going into whatever it is you're doing because your brain knows that it's SUNDAY!!!!!!!
I did end up seeing Debba today thank god she was really worring me beyond belief....i.....fair cried...alot this morning i was so scared for her...(add that to 2 1/2 days without sleep and a hangover and you get one great fucking mess to clean up)...i just layed down on the floor in the other loungeroom and just....cried so hard, i never ever do that....yeah Debba is one of my dearest mates....but it was most unatural for me to get that emotional about ANYTHING! i.............never.......cry....it's not supposed to work like that....im not sposed to get sad and breakdown.....im emmy fay...have to laugh all the time for everyones sake.....I CANT STAND BEING THE FUCKING COMIC RELIEF ANYMORE... FUCK IT ALL I HATE THIS DAMN UGLY FRONT IVE BACKED MY WAY INTO IM STUCK IN A CORNER HERE......................im...too fucken exhausted...dont care...cant stay awake...but cant sleep....if i eat i'll throw up....fuck ive got the weirdest feeling inside my head right now....im a bit scared...
Where the HELL are my parents?!!!!
looks like i aint catching up wif debba or chris 2day my folks r still at the party....and im really cold! im gonna ring chris. catch.
HEY HO HEY HO HEYYY GABBA GABBAAAA!
+Current Mood+ ...tired but content :)
+Sound+ "Above Me" Rufio
+I Can See....+ The sunrise actualy!
Wow.....i havent watched the sunrise for years.....aw fuck this im goin outside to have a smoke and watch it some more! CATCH!
Em.
Is This Actually Gonna Work For Once?!!!
Me Poking Bomber-Fay
I havent slept for 2 days...
god things get weird yet oh so interesting when you havent slept for literaly 48 hours....interesting cause i aint tired at all...im beyond tired....so tired that im not if that makes any godamn sense...debba ya prob know whats its like lol......RUFIO ARE FUCKEN RADNESS!God damn i mean they're so damn catchy....sure they remind me of Best Kept Secret's and Simple Plan's love child but i dont care...how can someone who has an unhealthy obsession for the Smiths and Echo and The Bunnymen possibly dare to say that? well nuts to you guys i dont soddin' care so ner! my back fair hurts.....i wonder if i can con Goergia into coming back on for the 4th time this morning, naw....involving too much effort...Rufio's site layout is so incredibly funky...i am now goin to steal it along with all their shoes, loose change and their cats....and gaffer tape all of it together and run it up a flagpole and say i did my bit for modern art ....heres to what i think of todays art........*throws up in a greenie canvas bag one would purchase from safeway and leaves it on the NGV's doorstep, rings the doorbell and scampers off laughing like a derranged squirrel high on absinthe* So in conclusion this means that i win. dont ask why or i'll burn down your house and put a sparkler bomb in your radiator. I win again...Emily: 2 Commie Bastards: Nada..... enough said....Ya know what the thought of consuming ridiculously large amounts of prawn crackers is more appealing to me with every passing milli-second.....i do believe that was the very last shed of my sanity you saw scampering away while reading that last line....*sigh* We're gunna be in for a very entertaining next couple o days folks......Hasta La Choy neighbourinos....*salutes*Laters, Em
I cant sleep..surprise surprise
talking to jerim before about how he went to Tiger Army and how rad it was and about how apparently Chris bastardises Rancid among alot of other things lol i love it when jerim gets mad, not to make fun of him but just the way he gets so passionate about the things he loves ya know? hes got the balls to slam anybody about anything and thats admirable but could also be incredibly annoting for someone who hasnt slept 4 a week and needs their pills heheheh.
Aw rad georgias back on yay!.........
wonder what Debbas doin right now? prob screaming at her rats.... or Tasha fay? watching Sonic Youth and Billy Idol on Rage....... or what Chris is doin?.......hopefuly dreamin of me hahahaha! if he's not i'll kill him...not really wheres the fun in that?! like that would suck for all parties involved on like 5 different levels lol.
MY BACK HURTS AND JERIM WONT COME BACK!!!!
eugh.........ITS 3:30 IN THE MORNING!!!! IM OFF TO PLAY BASS!
laters, Em
I am so very off ma tree....
im so very out of it right now, had too many wild turkeyses at my aunts.....chris where are you who the hell sleeps at this hour i mean cmon everybody...cant wait till dad gets back even more pissed thsn me that means Sex Pistols karaoke time for all the family except maddt cause shes a douche like ya woundlnt beleive.....debba depending on how i feel tomorrow depends on whether ill c ya there, like im maggoted to be honest....i gotta stop smokin remind me to slap me in 18 hpurs ok? awesome......im gonna go write abusive emails to people im Wales, i'll cya later hepcxats...
Em The Fay
Holy Crap
i love sharing this blog i have dogdy black brown hair now how evil. em i almost died of laughter too that dude'll kill you with laughter if you let it happen blah blahblahblahblahblah *fells on the floor from fumes* craptacular i'm so very bored and i need to get things ready for shazza's party. any way your like seriously bored.
Dude i can play LoveCats nerrrrrr! BA DA BOOM!
Man i love playing bass *sighs and strokes "Sid"* its so very special.id die without it! talkin to georgia right now, shes such a rad kid, usually i hate people related to me but she aint bad lol. Chris didnt call cause his parents are being nazis like mine, mums watching The Aviator and i think she caught dads flu, which means im gonna get it my family being the loving sharing people that they are! Man i hope Georhie may cheers up its so damn hard, hope things work out for her...CHRIS WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *cries* this sucks im banned off the phone for 3 months cause i blew $400 worth o phone calls on Chris lol, sucks for all parties involved! DAMMIT!.......i got an idea..........poetry time!!!!!!!!!
Insomnia
The static fills your mind
like the crackling of old vinyl
As the white-wash glow of the sun folds over concrete, chrome and the teaming masses.
It's like the plague
Seeping slowly into every gap, shadow, strangling the senses
An unrelenting mental assault
The noise.
It tears through your body's tired frame
Paranoia's spiteful claws settle slowly into the top of your spine.
The clock, its face full of malice
Is nowhere to be seen
But you always hear its monotonous drone.
Each whispered second is like a needle
Stitching its presence into your brain
In an overwhelmingly painful yet comforting rhythm.
The faceless swarm darts all around oblivious to your current predicament.
Laughter, shouts, engines, bird cries
foot falls on the ever-stretching mass of grey
Grate away at what you feel is a mere shadow of your soul's vehicle.
You try in vain to feel something other than exhaustion
Threatening to overthrow your empty shell
But you can't remember how.
Perhaps tonight
the suffocating endless vacuum will cease to be.
The silence is deafening
You move through it without motion
Constantly searching for even a pinprick of sound.
Rafters creak, you remember to breathe as the sound waves wash over you
And for a fleeting second your invisible confines lift
Then the vice in your chest tightens as it sets in again.
The mute and motionless atmosphere
Hangs around you like a noxious cloud
The stagnant reek of nothingness that you know so well.
You have grown to resent this place you made your own, too
Everything in it a nasty reminder of things now foreign
As cold and detached as the streets surrounding.
Tick..tock..tick.........tock
Blind panic seizes you
as the chilling noise echoes the promise of drowning.
The box of dead,cracked,numbered faces stare at you from their dark corner.
Within seconds you find yourself in the bedroom
A whisper of possible nostalgia tickles your mind
As you stare at the bed's dusty sheets, untouched for aeons.
The tiny handless face beside it stares back lifelessly
Or so any other would think
You know better.
The springs creak under your weight
and the cold sheets bind your lead filled limbs.
Like Poison on wings it comes to you at night
Whilst hanging over the crevasse of a feverish limbo
Scouring the depths of your core till you feel it breaking.
Voids filled by the shattering of remembered things now lost
Unto the gaping black hole where that piece of you
Has for the umpteenth time slipped into oblivion.
The clock you watch stares back vacant and mocking
like staring into some grotesque mirror under murky waters
The hands snapped off long ago, you can still hear their whispers under glass.
What foul twist of fate brings us here?
The emotional purgatory of the vacant and idle mind?
Where the old grain of truth "tis the devil's playground" rings in one's ears.
The black, torn ribbons of midnight flutter cruelly at the window
Knowing you are an eternity away, still wont relent
Eyes close. you stay still.
As with every other countless time the familiar placebo seems fruitless.
Stay still long enough, the void frays at its black ever present seams
folding over within itself like an old beggar
All your nerve endings alive and burning with silent relief as it withers away.
You hear the sea and the endless stretch of darkened sand being dragged out
So long you have strayed from it, it seems almost foreign
Inhale.
tick-tock
tick.....tock
Exhale.
Sleep.
yeah stick that in your pipe im outta here lol
Laters, Em
The Queen Is Dead Boys.....
*singing while hammewring nails into the road*
So i broke into the palace,
with a sponge and a rusty spanner,
she said "I know you and you cannot sing"
i said "thats nothing you should hear me play piano"
Lol sorry had a bit of a brain lapse.......dude i AM one big walking brain lapse!! heheheh. HOW SERIOUSLY FUNNY WAS IT THE OTHER DAY DEBBA WHEN CHRIS WOULDNT STOP SNEEZING!?? I NEARLY DIED I LOVE IT WHEN HE HAS SNEEZING FITS!! nothin like a good sneeze yeah? keepin it real, im off to abuse Tashas blog.
Laters, Em
FUDEBAKO! (is that how the japanese say Blackboard or WHAT?!)
Yay Debba! DAMN I LOVE THE SMITHS!
I swear i'll try my hardest with Sunday yeah? And yeh Chris will be there, my freakishly similar idiocyncratic-wise and oh-so-loud better half lol. seriosly hope we get to catch up debba it'll be rad! how great is the sharing of the blog-ness now?! i mean this totally cuts the mustard and grates the cheese with me man im quite stoked, we shoud get Tash-The-Fay in here too and we can have an all and out crazy house blog fiesta! well im off to rant at people and message Chris back about the Alice Cooper Gig coming up...WHO ELSE WANTS TA COME WITH US WERE STAYIN AT LARS' PLACE?!!! either that we're gonna just move into Trent's flat while he's off being all boyfriend-like with his new bird. HYEAH!
Laters, Em
Go Team
I have joined Em's team and she's joined mine. Go us. *jumps around and starts singing*. Hello emmy faye i thought i'd post ive gotten over my whole hating the world and everybody in it i hate it when my sister is like why do you need this this and this well guess what you used to live here too. nothing has really change except this subject. 21st party tomorrow. You better come to mad valley and bring that bestest buddy chris with you *shakes fist*. Any way gots to go visit me
www.hecalledyouwhat.blogspot.com My first post on Emmy faye I say taco....they say taco.....TACO TACO TACO
LA LA LA LA DEBBBAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
in the vis comm room being all neurotic and wired....neerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! *hiss* debba is all lost and confused and tash is off in pants trance land with the eskimos and whatnot......
anywho.....*starts singing Echo and The BunnyMen tunes and smashes her ice sculpture to a million pieces with a mallet* ......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh how i hate this place and wish i lived in deep deep siberia.... *sigh* oh how i hate the universe right now with the flames of a zillion burning haylofts....*shudders* i wanna go home i feel like hammered shit right now, i wish that the universe would just go implode on itself like right now, the wrights are shiggity shigity shwarness! EVIE EVIE EVIE LET YOUR HAIR HANG DOWN!! *wah wah wahhhhhh* heheheheh shibby.....ok feeling slightly better now, go debbie go your a damn awesome seagull....*hi 5* i hate the office lady shes got a voice like cats in a hessian bag getting wacked with a 4 iron...ARGGGHHHH!!!!!! man, re-reading this just reinforces just how much of a screw up i am, i usually think of my ADD as a blessing cause it helps with the creative flow and whatnot, for real, but i hate it today.........
Dont die Phil!!! just cause you're 27 dont mean diddly squat!!!! *shakes fist* you better not go anywhere anytime soon buddy or ill be writing some very strong worded letters to you my friend *peers out the window through the drapes* yeah you better run.....
pity i dont know anyone named phil.............in conclusion there you go...i have indeed lost my sanity once and for all, it ran away with its tail between its legs and aint comin home billy. Debba lost her sane, oh what an odd pair we make eh? all the better for it though, rather be crazy than boring eh debba?
Debba: NICE! *dances and hums incoherently for a bit*Emily: Debba ya rad.....Debba: *sings Crash Test Dummies "Mmmmmm"*Man my brain hurts, or whats left of it from using turps to help with the creative flow....naw hugs not drugs amigos.
HATE SCHOOL HATE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! i win yeah you can cram it with walnuts........god...who am i talking to?!!!! I hate Mellon hes a commie, sadist bastard. Debbie makes some interesting noises when she aint happy, lovin' it. Whats with the price of fish these days?!! KEE KEE!!!!! ARRHGHGHWAHAHHAWA!!! TUNA FOR KEE KEE! there ya go Chris i hope i made you proud....*grins* damn i love that!!!! Breakfast At Tiffany's eh Debba? dunno bout that one champ....*shudders*
Em: stop it debba you're scaring the little ones man
Debba: YOUR FRIDAY!!!
Brian better damn reply to my question i left on the site or i will be one unhappy camper for a while, then i'll get over it by watching the filth and the fury for the 28th time. Man im not looking forward to after school right now, hope all goes well....doubt it but heres to wishful thinking hey? wish me luck.... im off.
Laters, Em
Sunday...National Fat Day for all......
aloha. sunday, the day where everyone gets to watch DVD's and lay around listening to JJJ while actualy bearing witness to Liverpool actualy win a game, you gotta love them lads their so determined heheh. my sister is being a communist bastard and wont leave me to ramble in peace, so im gonna publish all this incriminating stuff about her for the whole entire world wide web to see and then some, naw thats way too low thats horrid, she may be horrid but i wouldnt stoop to her level.....note to self: invest in nerve gas for christmas presents this year. My family are rad and all but sometimes i wish i could just leave for a while and be capable of coming back when my mood suited, see my folks hate me yelling in the house, yet sometimes thats all they ever seem to do, so instead of yelling i walk out or go away for a bit, i come back, i get yelled at for dissapearing although they know im trying to vent frustration in other ways, the list goes on but i dont have the strength right now im not feeling right. Debbie i wish there was some way of fixing everything and i'll try to be as tactful as possible so you're not the one loosing here as well, i'll do my best amigo. I had a rather interesting saturday but cannot publish the details for legal reasons, not really its just rather incriminating to the max. i think i might go sleep or play bass in a minute. shit...so empty right now, dunno it might be the pills doin there thing, or sunday, or both, if i dont keep myself distracted on sundays when i take my medication i feel that anxious i think i might pass out sometimes....its a horrible feeling, like you'll never be calm or happy again : ( meh. too apathetic to care even about that now, i might go listen to Joy Division and write some more Ian Curtis induced lyrics like last time n see if that works, eugh.....
Laters
Em.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ARRRGH! oh how i HATE MASSES! was so incredibly BORING and i couldnt stop laughing all the way through it cause all i had in my head the whole time was the line in Sid N Nancy where Johnny goes: "Ya so boring Sid-Nay....boring boring BORING!" it was great fun, but i ran out of redskins like only a quarter of the way through the bastard thing!!! awell what can ye do eh? Bio sac was amazingly not too frightening...which was odd because i DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY HELL WE WERE DOING! *inhale* GRRRRRRRRR!
Oh how i hate Kira with the fire of a thousand flaming tyre stacks......thats really cruel cause i dont even know her but I DONT CARE! awww what am i turning into?!!! this is horrid, the only grounds i have to hate her on is pure seething jealously and i dont think that's enough.....im sure shes a great person and really funny n all and...AW SCREW IT SHES A CANIVING SCHEMING SKANKY MIDGET and SHE NEEDS TO DIE! awwwwww....felt sooooooooo amazingly good and am alot more relaxed now.....still feel bad....*shrugs* im off to pretend to do hw so i can call chris for another 4 hours later on tonight and ramble about being suss and how i need to straighten his hair....Ja Ne!
Em.
Oh The Lack Of Donnie Darko-ness!!!!
STUPID HEAD CHRIS HAS MY DVD!!!!! i hear you all sniggering, yeah it may not be the Director's Cut but at least i know it dont have to see it to get the ending ya silly walruses!
meh. im all worn out now, stupid pills wear off now of all times....*groans as she remembers Bio h/w....this is mighty screwed, and we got a friggen Comissioning Mass tommorow at my sisters campus........NOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU STREBLO!!! its always his fault..when in doubt or cant be bothered blaming yourself, Streblo will always be there heheeh.
I wish i could cheer Debba up some more, she's such a rad kid and deserves so much better that the shit she's gotta deal with all the time, Debba if you're reading this i want ya to know if i havent told you already tonite that we all love ya man and we wanna see you happy as a clam............euuughgghh, RHYMING! *vomits all over her shoes* im all for poetry, tis rad n all, im a poet, but shit like that grates me *shudders*...anyways Debba ya know what i mean dude, and no ill never get sick of your rambling i live for your rants lol! im gunna go abuse other people on their blogs now, asta la choy my fellow lamp posts *salutes*
HEY HO LETS GO! GABBA GABBA HEY!
IT'S INDIE ROCK N ROLL FOR ME!
SHIBBITY SHIBBITY SHWARRR! heya neighbourinos! vis comm sucked major giant mutant cumquats today, it sucked although i think i did ok...but i HATE being quiet in class, tho it was easier...but alot more boring... with Chris being at TAFE and not trying to grope me every other minute........ or poking me in the eye.............. or trying to crack one of my ribs............... or stealing my art supplies.............. or pulling faces at me................... or throwing shit in my general direction................... and then chasing me!!!!....aw shut up Em quit pretending you're annoyed lol.... ARRRGGGHHH! MEN!!!!! jesus i dunno what to do with him!
Bleh biology sac tommorow dammit, im practicing self-sabotage yet again by being on here, ah well ya cant win them all can you? hmmmmmmmmm.....do i smell ...tacos??!! *runs off*
Who doesnt love a good taco?
Yeh, how bout those tacos eh? BLEH VIS COMM-NESS! makin me die!!!! hello debbie! awwwww. Sac, not cool bananas! the space bar is being a communist, eugh.....VIS COMM!!! watch me fail!!!
Laters, Em
Blog This ya fat neo-nazi carnies!!!! *flips the bird*
Yeah well they can all cram it with walnuts frankly this bag o peanuts is gettin old man, awww how can i stay mad at you? *hugs blog* lets never fight again! aw man insomnia bites, like major sucks monkey pole ya know? god i feel like cheese cake, or a ride on the dodgem cars whatever comes first i aint too fussed......AGGGHHHRR!!!!!!! i so dislike literature beyond all reason and concious thought right now and im off to do that response thing for it, blehhhh! i mean who doesnt like thr russian revolution? but for god's sake i'd give it a 3 hermaphradidic seagulls out of 10 beach umbrellas for long winded-ness, just like the time i read the whole bible....geez ya dont wanna hear that one!, im offLaters, Eskimoe Joe....HELLO!
