Wednesday, April 27, 2005


Lola was...A MAN!... Posted by Hello

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heh, heh, heh....smack mein Weibchen oben
 Posted by Hello

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Sunday, April 24, 2005

RARARARARARRA!!!!!!!! Posted by Hello

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LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Posted by Hello

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THE HAIR!!!! Posted by Hello

posted by Emmy Fay @ Sunday, April 24, 2005 0 Comments

La la la laaaaaaaaaa

this things being awfuly weird today, meh stupid internet needs to die...im off to eat more sultanas and find some of those cookies....laters
Em

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WOHOOOOOOOOOOOO Posted by Hello

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FEEL THE AWESOMENESS! Posted by Hello

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Rancid MERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Hello

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RAAAANCCIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD!

I LOVE RANCID!!!!!

RANCID RANCID RANCID RANCID!!

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SPREAD THE LOVE AND THE PIES! Posted by Hello

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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Man whats up with sundried sultanas these days?!!

Today was damn rad off the planet, and i realised the following things:
1. Peach iced tea is the most underated berevage ever concocted by man
2. You can never get sick of watching Johnny Knoxville get an all over body wax and get kicked in the family jewels by small children
3. It just dawned on me that Chris and i have something so very special, to the point where i got a little bit scared thinking about it today, they reckon that relationships break down because not from lack of love, but lack of friendship, cause friendship is the basis of love according to Bono, and he should know! we figured out that we're most likely gonna be together till we're old, smell faintly of mothballs and deep heat and have hair coming out of our ears....and that made me feel rad beyond every rad feeling ive ever had........
AW SHIT WHATS HAPPENED TO ME?!!!! AW GOD I PROMISED I WOULDNT GET LIKE THIS!!!! SOMEONE DRIVE A PICKAXE THROUGH MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ok....im fine and breathing and whatnot....TASHA DEBBA HELP ME IM GOING SOFT!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWW FUCK IM OFF TO EAT LOTS AND LOTS OF BANANA SMOOTHIE AND WATCH RANCID!!!!!!!!!! NERRRRRRRRRR!
Laters,
Em

posted by Emmy Fay @ Saturday, April 23, 2005 1 Comments

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Office Assistant...

Meh, hey you guys. Do you know what really shits me?
That office assistant in Microsoft Word.

OYE! I don’t want your help you stupid cat! So stop flapping your ears, looking at me with those beady eyes, and go back to Ecuador!

OH, really? You have an idea, hey? Well, I believe my grammar is in order, as is my spelling and I don’t want to do any fancy crap with the page, I JUST WANT TO TYPE!

So take that glowing light bulb from above your head and shove it into your ABNORMALLY SMALL RECTUM!

WHO NEEDS THE HELP NOW BITCH? Huh, huh?*

So how’s things everyone?

Okay, bye from me…


* Natasha realised while writing this, that in fact she was the one that needs the help. Threatening an animated character on the screen; referring to herself in the third person, yes indeed she was the one that required the help. Just not from a smug animated cat.**

**This is a sardonic piece of prose. Please realise that….

PS. Visit http://waiterrant.blogspot.com/ . Ah, bitter waiters…

posted by Natasha @ Thursday, April 21, 2005 1 Comments

Monday, April 18, 2005

Bleh

back to school tommorow, that really bites. Vis comm is nowhere ner finished n im GUNNA DIE! awell, awwwwww im so sore all over from the pit on saturday nite i can barley move now!!! merrr well im outta here to listen to Guns Of Brixton till i fall asleep, and prey that school tomorow is all a bad dream and that is infact still a saturday or something...meh, laters
Em The Fay

posted by Emmy Fay @ Monday, April 18, 2005 1 Comments

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Hey Ho

Xcape was pretty rad prob the most packed ive seen it forever! Capacity X were amazing they always put on a great show, i miss Foist tho i havent seen them play since like Ruffentumble last year! Straight 80...what stage presence, have to say i fucken hated them when i first heard them all those years ago but theyve definately grown on me, and Chris took this fucken scary arse pic of Steve and if Tom DeLonge was possesed by demons thats how he looked that night hahahah. it was a great night and i cant wait for the Behind Crimson Eyes gig *sigh*
Joss' house......shit i cant explain in words, if you crossed Salt Lake City with Ozzy Osbourne's mansion (minus the satanic elements) you would literally get Joss' house...my god...HIS WATER SLIDE THING IS 8 FOOT HIGH AND HIS POOL IS LIKE AS DEEP AS MY HOUSE!!!!
ARRRGGGH! well im off to talk to Jerim the ska king about Echo and The Bunnymen lol laters,
Em the Fay

posted by Emmy Fay @ Sunday, April 17, 2005 2 Comments

Friday, April 15, 2005

Argh i cant find the Acid House anywhere!

hey team, hope to see you all at Xcape tommorow nite or ill cry real loud and make a scene just for something different, Tash le Fay i watched Saved before and it werent too shabby! maddi hated it with the fire of a thousand burning firestacks but meh what can you do? well im off to try listen to the damn sirius thing and hope it works..Laters,
Em. ha ha i edited this bitch jsut cause i could i didn;t really edit i just added to you em ha ha your have been invaded by the debba

posted by Emmy Fay @ Friday, April 15, 2005 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Meh

done nothing for like 4 days.....merrrrrrrrrrr! sick of art homework n vis comm it needs to die! i found my old rage tapes last night...yay Rancid! didnt do much yesterday went to the movies with Chris and watched him skate round the carpark it was good :) man i wish i was at the andy warhol xibition right now with deb n tash *sigh* stupid me never being able to behave dammit owell im off, Laters
Em

posted by Emmy Fay @ Wednesday, April 13, 2005 2 Comments

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

hello all

anywya i have a new obseesion radio bam on sirius 28 faction a bit unlucky we can't get sirius in australia gotta thank my new favourtie site. em they have a radio training day with Gippsland FM on friday tash and i are going hoorah. melbourne tomorrow. brans freestyle is on the radio my god must listen ignore rene for a tick. anyway i'm, all done need to update my site caus ei haven't and thats bad an dthen i have to do homework again anyway see ya

posted by Debba Fay @ Tuesday, April 12, 2005 0 Comments

Sunday, April 10, 2005

ARRRGGHH fucken sirius radio dammit

  • My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Punk Band Are You?, is Rancid



    Turns out that if i were a punk band i would infact be Rancid....quite stoked about that lol.

    Stupid non american satellite ruin my night which is now so very BAM-LESS lol so fucken sad already yes debba you may have a point, we most likely are twins now hahah. man knightsy cheer up buddy i think you're hug deprived. eugh so bored right now i think i might pass out.

    Arrrrggggg man these glasses are so Rivers Cuomo, pissin me off but now that i got them awell what can ya do? so cant wait until escape, so gettin my hands on capacity x's cd or ill die or cry really hard or do both not necissarily in that order, or maybe you just never know with these things. Ok Knightsy i've already established the fact that you dig cheese and thats so rad.

    Hmmmmmmm

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Sunday, April 10, 2005 1 Comments

    • MY god are we twins

    minus the looks but the viva la bam cky and haggard thing except i did it on friday night and the joel of course. one question was it funnier than the deb after party? anyway chris is going to give me him when we get back to school in return i think i'm meant to give him CKY or viva la bam or steveo i'll figure it out anyway. lets all pair we dont see vito naked or prestons arse again anyway i'm going back to wait i found the greatest shoes at fountain gate they are black with grey heartagrams on them hoorah only need to save 119.95 and i'll be peachey. i'm on my way with 27.00 and no phone credit anyway going to go and watch some more viva la bam season 1 DVD and possible last weeks marathon toodles team

    posted by Debba Fay @ Sunday, April 10, 2005 0 Comments

    Goddamn it is there anything Bam CANT do?

    Spent almost 5 hours watching Haggard, CKY and Viva La Bam last night/morning/whatever when i slept over at Chris' place after we came back from Heller's 18th. Was a good night with some rather interesting characters, one word: JOEL. the life of the party, no one event is ever complete without the presence of Walrus Boy, King of The Pixies that kid....Goddamit if i ever have to see Don Vito half naked again i just may pass out after puking all over my shoes, enough said...im off to listen to H.I.M n try suss out how to play Sweet 666 and Beautiful...cause i can....Ja Ne
    Em The Fay

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Sunday, April 10, 2005 0 Comments

    Thursday, April 07, 2005

    wha wha what?????

    johnny rotten in australia you talk bs when when when???? i have a reapeative problem if you didn't lready know. anyway we need to go give me details ha ha tash your going to the youth thing alone. how small is this add on i wonder if that dude replied????? i should check

    posted by Debba Fay @ Thursday, April 07, 2005 2 Comments

    ARRGGH JOHN LYDON'S COMING!!!!

    AWWWWW MY FREAKIN GOD! awwwww......no words....Johnny Rotten AND Alice Cooper...could my life get any more rad-er?!!!.....ok so my attempt to raise Joe Strummer and Bon Scott from the dead was foiled yet again by a herd of rabid mountain yak, but all in good time....*festers in her own rage* stupid Yaks....awell I DONT CARE MWHAHAHAHA SEE YA AT THE SHOW KIDS!

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Thursday, April 07, 2005 0 Comments

    Sunday, April 03, 2005

    Nirvana

    Now I have your attention VIVA LA BAM WAS A RIP NO SEASON 3 that's all I wanted to see but I got my icecream and I had a nap so no sleep tonight for me. I have a fro thank you sleepy hair for being so retired I should have left you tied up but I was being nice and now your being a shit anyway time for me to go back to sleep zed says 'I'm a lover I'm a winner I'm a fighter gunna set your soul on fire I'm lover I'm a renegade fighter gunna set soul on fire, I'm lover I'm a sinner I'm a fighter gunna set your soul on fire I'm lover I'm a renegade fighter gunna set your soul on fire' no need for applause i'm here all week how sad anyway toodles

    posted by Debba Fay @ Sunday, April 03, 2005 5 Comments

    Nooooo!

    Ok my house is overrun with midgets, which are really Braids' kids, who are torturing my cat and whatnot...need escape lol!!! Tash ya never on whats the dealio with that? and Debba why are you fighting with Rene-fay?! hey how rad is the holidays its like one massive saturday! Im cut and tired cause Rage was shit, i mean Arrested Development are rad, personally i aint a big fan, BUT QUIT IT WITH THE SNOOP DOGG VIDS SPEECH!!! ARRGGH! I watched Cracking The Da Vinci Code before, further confirming my insense and ever growing hatred for the Vatican, although the Pope was a good guy, he was actualy halfway to having his foot near the doorway of our day and age, unlike the rest of his minkeys who are stuck in dark ages england *snigger* awww its a loosing battle ill find someone else to pick fights with, who's left anyways lol?! hmmmmmm......my feet are cold...i dont need a test to show how grundge i am, i can draw my own analysis from the fact that i havent showered for 3 days and am not wearing socks, and the state of my hair isnt something i should be proud of, but that dont mean jack shit either, aw fuck this im off to listen to Unplugged in New York.....
    Laters, Em

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Sunday, April 03, 2005 0 Comments

    Oh you guys!

    AhahahahaHAhahehehe, hoohoohoo, abah!
    Oh you guys crack me up!...

    posted by Natasha @ Sunday, April 03, 2005 0 Comments

    hello all

    minor problems with mind and all that i am having the greatest day 3 viva la bam seasons back to back and i get to record it on my dvd RECORDER. while listening to ZED RENEGADE FIGHTER*Faints* arrrggghhh renegade fighter tahnks nyssa for the mp3 disc its a lifesaver.*gets hit by emmy faye nyssa knows nothing about good music* and then i get to go out for jaffa icecreamw ith my mum, aunty and dad and sister. SHARON AND ADAM ARE TOGETHER HOW CUTE! *did i just say that*. anyway time flies when your fighting with rene.

    posted by Debba Fay @ Sunday, April 03, 2005 0 Comments

    Saturday, April 02, 2005

    Jarrod....ok...who else sees Stingray in this shot?!!! Posted by Hello

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    GROUP HUG! spread the love...quite acurate...considereing Chris spent all day humping Joss Posted by Hello

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    This is Chris getting hit by a car....hehehe Joss...what a mormon *snigger*...Jarrod sure has some rad looking tree things at his place.. Posted by Hello

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Saturday, April 02, 2005 0 Comments

    Tasha, Debba, meet Satchmo and Fat Mike...Satchmo and Fat Mike...Debba and Tasha.....Satchmo is on the left, and he's mine and Fowler's love child, Dani Fay was his stepdad for a while, and now Chris is his stepdad, Fat Mike is mine and Chris', luckily we all get on so well or there'd be some skulls being cracked, good thing they're a well ajusted lot eh? i just realised, if they werent a Furby and red thing, Fowler, Dani Fay, Chris and I would so be the definition of trailer trash hahaahha Posted by Hello

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Saturday, April 02, 2005 0 Comments

    This is Fallen Short, what a emo boyband lookin lot they are too, Joss (left) just looks weird as, like his cat just died, Jarrod (middle) looks like most emo kids, they dont actualy realise there's a world beyond their own shoes, and finaly Chris (right) my bf, who appears to be peering into a hole he just dug trying to find leprachaun gold, either that he's having withdrawral symptoms from lack of Dashboard hehe Posted by Hello

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Saturday, April 02, 2005 0 Comments

    YEEEEHARRRRRRRRR

    Oi team, hows it hanging? everyone have a spiffy day? yay! Chris and i just hung out all day eatin ice cream and sittin round in the park and watching The Good, The Bad And The Retarded..Fallen Short's demo thing it was great!
    im sooooo off to do those tests now BOOYAH!
    Laters, Em

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Saturday, April 02, 2005 0 Comments

    Hey everyone...QUIZZES!!!!

    HEEY homedoggies (yo,yo). Hows things? Quizzes r cool, so take these ones (god bless the net).

    Here's my results and their links...

    Seeya,

    Love Fayness.

    ps. em, get onto fuckin MSN!!!

    I am 28% Hippie.

    I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man. http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=117e187d-5e57-485e-8d7e-77f0928bd71b
    >Take the
    Hippie Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 59% Evil Genius.

    Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
    Take the
    Evil Genius Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 29% Geek.

    You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
    http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=2c7d8bff-7f9d-4e46-a4e5-dfd101d894cc
    Take the
    Geek Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 50% Asshole/Bitch.

    I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.
    Take the
    Asshole/Bitch Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 37% Emo.

    Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.
    Take the
    Emo Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 11% White Trash.

    I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
    Take the
    White Trash Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    I am 52% Tortured Artist.
    Art is significant in your life, people are scum but you have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and you will either forget about art or hate the world.
    http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=f39e01bb-4327-4dc8-85d8-098e9492e718
    Take the
    Tortured Artist Test
    @ FualiDotCom

    heh heh...

    posted by Natasha @ Saturday, April 02, 2005 0 Comments

    Friday, April 01, 2005

    Jas you're a crazy, CRAZY hepcat young man....

    See above, Jas keep it real buddy, tearin it up, you terry! skating in the dark and getting hit by debba's car!!! aw ya gotta love him he's so extreme and Rob Smith like! aw i better ring Chris before he has a heart attack lol bai bai
    Em the Fay

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Friday, April 01, 2005 0 Comments

    TAco Taco

    my cat is insane i fell over him this afternoon. ok today hey it was a day what can i say. vis com is evil go jas revolt against it by forgetting your notes. anyway not much to say seen as how i'm not allowed to tell you my cats loves you. anyway maths is a shiggity class with some rad and hip kiddies who have all done a little to much bongo nice one dean get stomped next time.

    posted by Debba Fay @ Friday, April 01, 2005 0 Comments

    Hey The Fays'!!!

    Man you guys make my day! *cyberhugs le Fays'* how totaly beyond all reason and comprehension does Vis Comm suck major monkey pole?!!! and i just realised why everyone in English looks at me weird...apart from Jerim..when i sing "Caress Me Down" by Sublime...the saong is fucken DIRTY! lol i never realised fully what i was actualy singing along to until a few weeks ago lol ARRRGHHH EVIL THOUGHTS *WHACK* naw...being a nun would suck major..bleh awell, Tash the dude-ness is way rad and you've earned a brownie...Debba quit saying Spike loves me and you'll get one too, its well worth it! have a major rad spiffy holidays amigos, i will see ya all soon hopefully for our super rad 80's film fest slumber party weekend! hurrah, ja ne!
    Laters, Em

    posted by Emmy Fay @ Friday, April 01, 2005 0 Comments