Saturday, April 23, 2005

Man whats up with sundried sultanas these days?!!

Today was damn rad off the planet, and i realised the following things:
1. Peach iced tea is the most underated berevage ever concocted by man
2. You can never get sick of watching Johnny Knoxville get an all over body wax and get kicked in the family jewels by small children
3. It just dawned on me that Chris and i have something so very special, to the point where i got a little bit scared thinking about it today, they reckon that relationships break down because not from lack of love, but lack of friendship, cause friendship is the basis of love according to Bono, and he should know! we figured out that we're most likely gonna be together till we're old, smell faintly of mothballs and deep heat and have hair coming out of our ears....and that made me feel rad beyond every rad feeling ive ever had........
AW SHIT WHATS HAPPENED TO ME?!!!! AW GOD I PROMISED I WOULDNT GET LIKE THIS!!!! SOMEONE DRIVE A PICKAXE THROUGH MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ok....im fine and breathing and whatnot....TASHA DEBBA HELP ME IM GOING SOFT!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWW FUCK IM OFF TO EAT LOTS AND LOTS OF BANANA SMOOTHIE AND WATCH RANCID!!!!!!!!!! NERRRRRRRRRR!
Laters,
Em

1 Comments:

At Monday, 25 April, 2005 , Blogger Debba Fay said...

you've lost the plot girl but its so true that you'll be together forever because you have that friendship thing happening. anyway your allowed to be soft once in your life and you can't do it again *shakes fist* *disappears to read some more random bs*

 

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